Anon. quotes (102):

  • f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.
  • Optimization hinders evolution.
  • He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
  • If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about ... five minutes.
  • Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
  • Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
  • Don't steal. The government hates competition.
  • A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
  • Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
  • Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
  • BASIC - A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.
  • Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
  • Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.
  • The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.
  • I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
  • Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything.
  • You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
  • COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
  • One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
  • Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted.
  • That Jim Brown. He says he isn't Superman. What he really means is that Superman isn't Jimmy Brown
  • The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out...
  • The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
  • A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
  • Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
  • Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
  • If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...
  • All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
  • Old programmers never die. They just can't C as well.
  • There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
  • Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
  • Necessity is the mother of invention.
  • Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
  • Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
  • Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk
  • Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
  • Original Poems for Infant Minds My MotherWho ran to help me when I fell,And would some pretty story tell,Or kiss the place to make it wellMy Mother.
  • Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
  • Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.
  • Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold thread. Both contribute to make the whole picture beautiful and unique.
  • The NeXT Computer The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe.
  • Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
  • WARNING Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.
  • Winners never quit and quitters never win.
  • There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
  • Earth is 98 full. Please delete anyone you can.
  • Good, better, best never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best.
  • Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN)
  • Sped up my XT ran it on 220v Works greO
  • Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.