Old School quotes (8):

  • Beanie You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday
  • Frank Blue you're my boy
  • Beanie I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frank
  • Mitch True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
  • Beanie Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man.
  • Frank Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not
  • Beanie Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.
  • Heidi Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time